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October 6th, 2005, 08:52 AM
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Best Quotes!
ok guys ive been speaking to alot of people and some of youll have the funniest little quotes, so who do you think has the funniest?
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October 10th, 2005, 02:05 AM
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October 10th, 2005, 02:06 AM
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oh and one more while i am here,
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again, not really hilarious but i like it. Kinda sounds deep. If said in the right way anyway.....anyone else got some???????
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October 10th, 2005, 02:18 PM
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"Never try to teach a pig how to sing, it will waste your time and it annoys the pig."
-Anonymous "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -Mark Twain "You know what I hate? Indian givers...no, I take that back." - emo phillips
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====== Doug G ====== I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. --Mark Twain
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October 10th, 2005, 04:39 PM
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here are a couple i thought of while out ... The most aggraviting thing about the younger generatio is that i no longer belong to it -- A.Einstein The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office -- Robert Frost (i like that one! apply to anyone here?)Curious people ask questions. Determined people find answers -- dunno who wrote that but it is kinda true for this forum And finally for now a couple of marriage ones A man is not complete until he is married - then he is finished I think, therefore i am single! Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering enjoy n.b, i am not against marriage, in fact i hope to get married one day in the near future but i still like to joke about it, so i hope it causes no offence to anyone RF
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October 10th, 2005, 07:14 PM
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Along the same lines...
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. ...I'm married so I have a free pass to say this stuff
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--RP7-- - Rome was built in a day - - nevermind, i've been there... impossible... if (scales=="click" && points=="lots") {me==happy}
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October 10th, 2005, 11:32 PM
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Behind every successful man is a woman... to take the money, if not the credit.
A woman marries a man thinking she's going to change him and a man expects the woman he married to stay the same. Sadly, both are get a rude awakening. Just because I'm evil doesn't meant that I'm not a nice guy.
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October 13th, 2005, 03:32 PM
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hehe, that's the most off-topic thread I've ever seen!!
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I want you to tell me what hours A.Einstein joins the forum.. I have a few things I want to ask him! So, there is internet on heaven! It must cost a fortune!
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October 13th, 2005, 03:58 PM
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Some of my favourite quotes
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And he picked it all up... in his pick-up.  Friends of Shemzilla
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October 15th, 2005, 11:18 AM
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Politics is a funny thing... Politicians lie to the people, the people know it, and still choose to believe the lies. --Me
Doughnuts, is there anything they CAN'T do? --Homer Simpson. Well son, you've tried your best and you've failed miserably. The lesson is to never try at all. --Homer Simpson For other good simpson quotes, ask Cheif Wigs .. He frequently posts them with his messages
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October 17th, 2005, 06:38 AM
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Forgot one earlier
"I feel like the cat who got the key to the mouse factory" - Elija
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