|
|||||||||
|
|||||||||
|
|||||||||
 |
|||||||||
| |
||
|
|
|
|
|||||||||
|
|||||||||
|
|||||||||
|
|||||||||
| |
||
|
|
|
| |||||||||
 |
|
|
«
Previous Thread
|
Next Thread
»
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread | Rate Thread | Display Modes |
ASP Free Forums Sponsor:
|
|
Free Web 2.0 Code Generator! Generate data entry and reporting .NET Web apps in minutes. Quickly create visually stunning, feature-rich apps that are easy to customize and ready to deploy. Download Now!
|
|
#16
November 28th, 2005, 05:42 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Caught a disabled guy in a normal parking bay.....
F*cked him up!........... Rules are rules!
__________________
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. 
|
|
#17
November 28th, 2005, 05:44 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
a woman is rushed into hospital for a fanny transplant but
the operation is put on hold as the replacement c*nt is still reading this post!!!
|
|
#18
November 28th, 2005, 06:07 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
bumper stickers
If We Aren't Supposed To Eat Animals, Why Are They Made Of Meat?
I Love Cats......they Taste Just Like Chicken. Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. Always Remember You Are Unique, Just Like Everybody Else. Lottery: A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math. Give Me Ambiguity Or Give Me Something Else. Friends Help You Move. Real Friends Help You Move Bodies. Very Funny, Scotty. Now Beam Down My Clothes. Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again? 3 Kinds Of People: Those Who Can Count And Those Who Can't.
|
|
#19
November 28th, 2005, 06:31 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh! What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high. God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested The longest sentence known to man: "I do." Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs. What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him. What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
|
|
#20
November 28th, 2005, 06:54 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
i think these two
Quote:
__________________
|
|
#21
November 29th, 2005, 01:23 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
for the SAFFAS
wots the diff between a alcoholic and a Fag
an alcoholic likes alcohol and a fag likes elkehol (afrikaans101, elke-every hol-***)
|
|
#22
November 29th, 2005, 11:30 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
I like that one, but how about this one: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again ... then quit, no sense being a fool about it."
__________________
Come JOIN the party!!! Quote of the Month: Stupidity: Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots. Questions to Ponder: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? iif([sarcasm]=true,iif([you have to ask]=true,"didn't work","ha ha ha"),"not sarcasm") copyright© 2008 sbenj69
|
|
#23
November 29th, 2005, 04:01 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
"If something is hard to do it is not worth doing!" 
|
|
#24
November 29th, 2005, 05:13 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Bumper stickers I'd like to see:
Nine out ten voices in my head think you're an ***. The tenth one just doesn't like you. (on an off-road vehicle) My truck isn't dirty, it's just getting a facial. Angst-- not just for teen anymore. Driver is sanity impaired.
|
|
#25
November 29th, 2005, 05:14 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
"Your just jealous the voices are not talking to you"
|
|
|
Del.icio.us
Digg
Google
Spurl
Blink
Furl
Simpy
Y! MyWeb
