July 17th, 2008, 07:49 AM
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Couch Potato Wizard
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: India
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What do bungee jumping and sex with a prostitute have in common?
They both cost about 500.
They both last about 30 seconds.
And in both cases, if the rubber breaks, you're a dead man.
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One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle.
She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him what he did for sex.
'What's that?' he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said 'Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree.'
'Tarzan, you have it all wrong,' she says horrified, 'but I will show you how to do it properly.'
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide.
'Here,' she said, 'You must put it in here.'
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, 'What the hell did you do that for?'
'Just checking for bees,' said Tarzan.
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