Page 5 - Funny Corner

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can
get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,
"About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half."
The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor.
Follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he
doesn't ever come back."

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill looked up. "Your house." he said.

hehe, that one is funny shem!

very funny....gonna have to share that one!

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

predictable but i have a few blonde friends that i can just picture doing that

ok this is credit to Shems Sig

"I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect."

I like that !!!

superman is flying along the sky, and he suddenly see's wonderwomen layed totally nude, with her legs spread ontop of a roof.


superman think "" way hay, im in, im so fast i can swoop in, give her one, and she wont even notice im there"

he then swoops in and does his business <<<< woooshhhhhhhh >>>>

wonderwomen then says " what the hell was that flash of red"""

and the invisible man says "" hell if i know, but my arse sure hurts"""




drums please.............. lolol

{rolls eyes!!}

Why is the space between a women's boobs and hips called a waist?

Because you could put another pair of boobs there

one of the French soccer team players are being held
in custody for MURDER...

Sophie Ellis Bextor was found dead in a hotel in France, apparently it was murder on ZE DAN's floor

a frog walks into the bank,

at the counter is a man called paddy wak, and paddy wak says.

"can i help you?"

the frog says, "yes i want a loan of 30,000 and my name is kermit jagger, son of micj jagger the pop star"

paddy wak says " okay i need some colateral"
kirmet the produces a small elephant ornament.

paddy wak tells the frog that he must go see the manager first, and off he goes.

In the managers office, he tells the manager that kermit jagger wants a loan, but only has this as calatoral. and ask what the hell is it?

the manager then replies
"thats a nick nak, paddy wak..... give the frog a loan, his old man's a rolling stone"
"thats a