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July 19th, 2005, 01:49 AM

shamrog12

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Originally Posted by PhilCollins99

I over took an umarked police car doing 50 in a 30 once when I was 20. He asked me what speed I was going to do for the rest of the time going home. I said 30 officer. He said have a good night.

I felt very lucky indeed. Phew!!!!!

The LAPD Version:
Officer: "Son, what speed are you going to drive the rest of the way home?"
You: "30"
Officer: SMACK of a police paton to the head
You: ......

I don't condone violence against you. Just making fun of the LAPD..... silly civilian beaters.

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July 19th, 2005, 02:12 AM

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A well placed smack can often teach us where we are going wrong if done in the right manner as long as it does not cause any physical damage.

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July 19th, 2005, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by PhilCollins99

A well placed smack can often teach us where we are going wrong if done in the right manner as long as it does not cause any physical damage.

Indeed. My wife and I went to the Science Centre in Toronto on the weekend. There were so many kids running, yelling, and climbing on things with no parents in sight that I was ready to appoint myself the back-hand police to keep all those kids in line.

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