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June 1st, 2005, 08:18 AM

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And...

This is four!

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June 1st, 2005, 08:18 AM

PhilCollins99

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I Win!!!!

This is five. I win.

Jibber Jabba

Rebel rebel rebel.

Teach you to leave me out of the party you pile of poo pants!

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June 1st, 2005, 08:23 AM

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hey thats cheating

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June 1st, 2005, 08:32 AM

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hey thats cheating

We should let him off thats all you expect from white belts

and he should get but seriously

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June 1st, 2005, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by PhilCollins99

This is five. I win.

Jibber Jabba

Rebel rebel rebel.

Teach you to leave me out of the party you pile of poo pants!

If you were to do this in some other forums I know they would either 1) combine your posts 2) delete your posts 3) ban you.
I mean, I'm all about jibberish, but really.

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June 1st, 2005, 10:33 AM

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we're not robots (yet)... having fun and releasing the steam is vital - and better be done in such manner than be harsh toward the newbies.

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June 1st, 2005, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Shadow Wizard

we're not robots (yet)... having fun and releasing the steam is vital - and better be done in such manner than be harsh toward the newbies.

lol, I'm all about the fun, that's for sure. I guess just every once in a while you see something where you get a little WTF? attitude. Like a poster who has decided to seperate every word of their sentence into a new post.
It harkens back to the "post for post count" vs "post for content" discussion.
I certainly wouldn't want to drive off a noob though, I'm still one myself, and enjoying the forum pleasantries.

As for the robot bodes though, a fantastic idea. I was thinking about constructing a couple of kids to keep in line. Every year they get a version upgrade perhaps.
First year bug fix: Drooling

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June 1st, 2005, 11:11 AM

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I was thinking more in terms of AspFreeRobot, or AFR in short... little chunk of code that can automatically reply to posts according to their contents. for example:

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Originally Posted by newbie

hello, I have this error: either EOF or BOF is true.....

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Originally Posted by AFR

You try to access empty recordset. Check for EOF. Post your code.

I once saw googlebot roaming some forum. wonder if he/she/it is around?

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June 1st, 2005, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Shadow Wizard

I was thinking more in terms of AspFreeRobot, or AFR in short... little chunk of code that can automatically reply to posts according to their contents. for example: I once saw googlebot roaming some forum. wonder if he/she/it is around?

Sounds more like a politician:

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Originally Posted by newbie

Can you explain the difference between PHP and ASP?

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Originally Posted by AF politician bot

That's a very good question. Indeed ASP and PHP are different, and in more than just their spelling. ASP having the letters A and S in the acronym whereas the other simply has an H. They are both 3 letters however. But to answer the question of how they are different we must first look toward ourselves and ask how are we diffrerent from either ASP or PHP. Hope that this has helped.

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June 1st, 2005, 11:37 AM

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Your politician bot sounds more like a Dr. Phil bot:

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And now that you have resolved the differences between PHP and ASP you can now go forth and resolve the conflicts within your soul. I absolve you of these conflicts, and present you anew to the world

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JimmyGosling agrees: lol, that dr philbot. Curse the day that Oprahbot fashioned him into existence

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June 1st, 2005, 11:55 AM

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hmmm, i like the sound of Dr Ruth bots, that would liven up the lounge no end lmao

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June 1st, 2005, 05:18 PM

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We should let him off thats all you expect from white belts

That's bang out of order. Right you're in trouble matey peeps!

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If you were to do this in some other forums I know they would either 1) combine your posts 2) delete your posts 3) ban you.
I mean, I'm all about jibberish, but really.

Listen to her! Bloody police of the forum. You're in trouble as well.

Anyway, this is the ASPFree lounge so I can do what I want as long as I'm not offensive so nah, nah, nah, nah!!!

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we're not robots (yet)... having fun and releasing the steam is vital - and better be done in such manner than be harsh toward the newbies.

Sir has spoke and now we have common sense again. I knew I could rely on the senior one!! I was going to agree but I've agreed with you recently Shadow. As you are the one and all mighty I reckon you should have to work harder for reputation points. Fancy buliding a site for me for free??? Hee hee.

I've got more cheek that a team of sumo wrestlers!

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hmmm, i like the sound of Dr Ruth bots, that would liven up the lounge no end lmao

I'd laugh but your in trouble so I won't. Anyway, you've got a green belt. That's only coz you've been wiping your nose on it. Cheater!!!

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that dr philbot. Curse the day that Oprahbot fashioned him into existence

JimmyGosling's lost the plot. Whey hey!!! What's going on. Oohh scary moment.

Well that's enough sillyness for one day. I posted at 07:00 and 22:16. Not bad dedication that!!

P.S. I'm not doing this to get my posts up. I'm doing this to let some steam off. It's not about quantity, it's about quality!! I'm sure our almighty one will agree hey Shadow!!??