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<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle? <sparks> My you're looking "acute" today <Fulgore> **** you |
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A Man walked into a bar. Ouch! terrible i know but it is one of those morning jokes!! (i haven't woken up yet!! but i gotta go and install a wireless for someone now !! )
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Whats pink and hard in the morning?
The Financial Times crossword! |
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What's pink, wrinkled and hangs out your trousers?
Your Nan! |
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translation: 1)old lady:I remember that the first summer after our wedding with the colonel it was very hot. So one night the colonel told me to give him a kiss and he gave me that fan I hold. 2)old lady:A week later he asked me to give him two kisses and he gave me that blower. 3)loykritia: I knew it that the gammer hates the b*** jobs! castrato: Why are you saying that? 4) loukritia: Do you see anywhere an air-condition? |
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1)Lifer:"Montechristo, what are going with all these pornographic magazines?" Montechristo:"To the old lifer at the next-door cell.. He forgot how women look like and I'm giving him lessons." 2)Lifer:"Really? Since when you are an expert? You know women only from the pictures of your magazines!" 3)montechristo:"that's true but that doesn't mean that I don't know them!" lifer:"so tell me, how women look like in your opinion?" 4)montechristo:"nice but flat!" |
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Why did the chicken cross the road...
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why was the policeman sitting in the tree?
he was part of a special branch ![]()
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wish...
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