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September 6th, 2005, 09:02 PM

markisdee

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<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
<sparks> My you're looking "acute" today
<Fulgore> **** you

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September 7th, 2005, 02:37 AM

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A Man walked into a bar.

Ouch!

terrible i know

but it is one of those morning jokes!! (i haven't woken up yet!! but i gotta go and install a wireless for someone now !!

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September 7th, 2005, 03:54 AM

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The Financial Times crossword!

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September 7th, 2005, 03:55 AM

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What's pink, wrinkled and hangs out your trousers?

Your Nan!

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September 7th, 2005, 06:03 AM

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translation:

1)old lady:I remember that the first summer after our wedding with the colonel it was very hot. So one night the colonel told me to give him a kiss and he gave me that fan I hold.

2)old lady:A week later he asked me to give him two kisses and he gave me that blower.

3)loykritia: I knew it that the gammer hates the b*** jobs!
castrato: Why are you saying that?

4) loukritia: Do you see anywhere an air-condition?

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September 7th, 2005, 06:23 AM

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1)Lifer:"Montechristo, what are going with all these pornographic magazines?"
Montechristo:"To the old lifer at the next-door cell.. He forgot how women look like and I'm giving him lessons."
2)Lifer:"Really? Since when you are an expert? You know women only from the pictures of your magazines!"
3)montechristo:"that's true but that doesn't mean that I don't know them!"
lifer:"so tell me, how women look like in your opinion?"
4)montechristo:"nice but flat!"