Page 5 - Jokes!

 Q: What do you call a donkey with three legs?
  A: A wonky donkey.
  
  Q: What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye?
  A: A winky wonky donkey.
  
  Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye?
  A: A winky wonky dinky donkey.
  
  Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano?
  A: A plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.
  
  Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind?
  A: A stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.
  
  Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind?
  A: A thinky stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.
  
  Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind that has been attacked by a squid?
  A: An inky thinky stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.
 

A man goes on a 2 month business trip to Europe and leaves
his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls
his brother.

Brother 1: So how is my cat doing?

Brother 2: He's Dead

Brother 1: He's Dead! What do you mean He's Dead! I loved
that cat couldn't you think of a nicer way to tell me! I'm
leaving in 3 days you could of broke me the news easier.
When I called before I left, you could of told me we found him 
on the roof and we're having trouble getting him down. Then
when I called you from the airport you could of told me the
Fire Department was there and scared him off the roof and
the cat died when it hit the ground.

Brother 2: I'm sorry...you're right...that was insensitive I
won't let it happen again.

Brother 1: Alright..Alright, forget about it. Anyway, how's
Mom doing?

Brother 2: She's on the roof and we're having trouble getting
her down.

 When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write,
 if the copy is right. 
 
 If however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy.
 
 If you write religious services you write rite, and have the right
 to copyright the rite you write. 
 
 Very conservative people write right copy, and have the right to
 copyright the right copy they write.
 
 A right wing cleric would write right rite, and has the right to
 copyright the right rite he has the right to write. 
 
 His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before
 the copyright can be right.
 
 Should Jim Wright decide to write right rite, then Wright would
 write right rite, which Wright has the right to copyright. 
 
 Duplicating that rite would mean you copy Wright's right rite, and
 violate copyright, which Wright would have the right to right.
 
 Right?