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#1
September 5th, 2005, 01:57 AM
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Jokes!
Post some jokes! To make it easier to pick out the jokes, wrap them in code tags please.
 If you guys haven't heard a lame joke like the following one, here ya go (I'll post some less lame ones later!): Code:
Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other muffin replies, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"
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#2
September 5th, 2005, 02:41 AM
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That was actually a funny one
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Conversation between two doctors: a: A guy comes to me today and tells me he can't stop sneezing, so I wrote him a laxative. b: Why a laxative? a: Let's see him sneeze now..
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September 5th, 2005, 03:33 AM
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A joke made up by me this morning
What is the difference between damp and moist?
A BIG SMILE!!!  
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September 5th, 2005, 04:11 AM
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A scotsman, and englishman and an irishman all go on a walk and decide to go on a balloon trip....
they all decide to take something with them so they can throw it off when they're up in the sky. So their floating along, the englishman who's brought an apple with him throws that off. the scotsman, who's brought an orange throws that off afterwards... after a wee while the irishman throws off the bomb that he brought with him...(don't worry, not wanting to offend people, i'm part irish myself )they then descend from the airballoon and go for a wee walk... they come across a wee boy who's crying... they say "little boy, little boy, why are you crying???" the wee boy says "because an apple hit me on the head", the three men swiftly walk on... they come across a wee girl who's crying "little girl, little girl, why are you crying??" the girl replies, because an orange hit me on the head... they then come across a wee boy who's absolutely killing himself laughing "little boy, little boy, why are you laughing???" ....... "because i farted and the building behind me blew up!!!!"
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#5
September 5th, 2005, 04:30 AM
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Bob Marley
I read the paper this morning and it said:
"Bob Marley has been buried twice!" I read on ... "Apparently this was due to the coffin JAMMING!"
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#6
September 5th, 2005, 06:39 AM
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Code:
Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead!
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#7
September 5th, 2005, 06:40 AM
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Code:
Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one!
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#8
September 5th, 2005, 06:41 AM
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Code:
Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game!
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September 5th, 2005, 06:42 AM
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Code:
Why did the fourth squirrel fall out of the tree? He thought it was a team game!
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#10
September 5th, 2005, 06:42 AM
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Code:
Why did the tree fall down? It thought it was a squirrel (Sorry, this had to be done )
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#11
September 5th, 2005, 06:43 AM
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Code:
Three girls worked in an office with the same female boss and each day they noticed that the boss left work early. One day the three decided that when their boss left, they would leave shortly after her. After all, she never came back to work so she would never know that they went home early too. The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent time playing with her son and enjoyed her evening. The redhead was pleased to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprised her husband but when she got to her bedroom she heard noises coming from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss. Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, during their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to do likewise. "No way", the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!!"
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