scary ghost stories

okay everyone... another feable attempt at a thread because I'm bored and I think this topic might be funny.

Everyone tell ghost stories yay They don't have to be real ghost stories or even scary, they just gotta be.. ah, make somethin up! YAY! Here's mine

It was a dark, lonely night and Bob sat down by his brand new computer which had never been booted. Unbeknownst to him (but knownst to us) his computer held a terrible curse. This was the computer from hell! He pressed the power button and got shocked with static electricity and the computer attempted to boot. He got the "non-system disk or disk error" messege on his computer but there was no floppy in the drive. He proceeded to check the CD-ROM drive but that too was empty. He then attempted to locate the "any" key but with minimal success. He gave up and pressed the spacebar and got the infamous blue-screen of death! Then he realized something horrific, the computer was never plugged in! Then he brought the stupid computer back to the computer store and said "This computer is the computer from hell." Then he went home and lived happily ever after. The end.

Please, feel free to revise my story

On a dark, stormy night, there was a dark and stormy computer programmer with a dark and stormy deed. The end.

With appologies to EA Poe

As I rowed my little boat
Toward the river shore,
A small black bird kept me from landing,
Quoth the raven, "never moor."