some entertainment ....

i got this in an email this moring, i thought it was worth sharing!!

Dancing Breakfast...

oh and while you are there

A Pic of me on the beach!

Enjoy

if anyone else has anything funny that is worth uploading then email it to my msn address (see profile) and i will consider uploading it

WHAHAHAHA..
OK HERE'S WHAT I GOT...

Turn your volume on and move your mouse over the dogs...!!

dogs

I'm sure i will get lots of rep. points for this

ok guys, i am gunna try and make this thread worthwhile

here are some more to keep you entertained at work (in your lunch break of course )

Confusion on the word Pat!
Why caravans are bad!
DOH! I no longer can eat bananas!!
Golf...Wife....Golf
Your spiritual input for the day
Irrisistable to Women
The strawberry that bites ya back !!
One of my classy relatives!

If you like them, laugh a little then please agree with me [no points required].

Have fun!

Now do some work



[all safe for work, unless the boss is watching then in which case probably not . If you are the boss, email it to all your staff ]

If you want something funny, check this out. I was almost in tears
laughing when I first saw this:

Rock, Paper, Sadam [safe for work]

ok some more

The Element - Women
Bad Penguin
F1 Baby -- I think this one is excellent !!!!!!!!

Don't forget agree [no points tho ]

cheers

RF

you guys should check out ebaums
its reall funny

made me chuckle!!

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man.

He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on...very tall, tan, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without
saying a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

some more for you to enjoy

have you ever wondered ???????

..why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

..why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

..why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

..why doctors call what they do "practice"?

..why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

..why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

..why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

..why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food?

..who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

..why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

..why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

..why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

..why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

..why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

..if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

..why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods....most have seen these before but still worth a chuckle

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)