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Half your remaining life is shocked out you, twice (so you're now down to 1/4)

LOL, good job i've got my own office then Not that i'm gonna try

What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?

You end up as a very fidgety sleepwalker.

why is it called 5.1 surround sound?

Because there are 5 "main" speakers and 1 subwoofer. Four of the main speakers are placed in a rectange surrounding the listening space, while the 5th, called the center, is placed directly in front of the listener. The sub is often placed in an inconspicuous place, as its location doesn't matter too much due to the fact that most sound waves produced by a sub are percieved as non-directional (you can't tell which direction they're coming from).

The reason for the seperation (5.1) is because of the difference in the speakers. The 5 primary speakers produce most of the sound, with the 1 subwoofer only producing very low frequency sound.

There is also 6.1 (where there are two "center" speakers placed directly to the left and to the right of the listener instead of in front) and 7.1 (same as 6.1, but with an additional center speaker placed in front of the listener).

thats an excellent google Asmoran

no google there! I already knew all that! Audio is one of my little hobbies.

HERE ARE YOUR ANSWERS!!


Because man still needed something to kick around and eat.

Because Eleven isn't spelled "Onety One".


It's expanding into the surrounding "unoccupied" space.
Space isn't considered "nothing", space is something and therefore it has matter. Even a void is considered something, because it exists.


GNC in aisle 9


I assume you are referring to the explosion? This actually occurred in 1908.
However, there are 3 theories (2 are mine) that surround this event.

#1: A large meteor exploded just above the earth's surface causing the results without a crater.

#2: A childrens "bottle-rocket" fight that got "WAY" out of hand. Rumor has it they're still in hiding, so they don't get spanked!

#3: It was a logging experiment, testing a new technique for leveling trees!


I can't tell you...they're still watching me!



Because the waiter has been arrested by him the previous week on drug charges. He was released on bail 2 days later, at which time he went back to work. He has since filed a police brutality suit claiming he was sodomized with a taser gun, but he secretly enjoyed it, and the cop was in "having breakfast" to make another date to "play". Nasty ****ers!


They have some sordid, disgusting fetish with teenagers...


So when you move, you have to buy the same game/dvd over and over and over and over...that's how they make their money...by people moving...it's a secret plot!


OF COURSE!!! It's synchronized! Rules state if they don't, then they'll be shot as they try to leave the pool. Remember, there is no "I" in "TEAM" or "DEATH"!


His name was Abner Johnson. He had bet Jackie Rodgers he could feel Mandy Patterson's boobies at the annual "Sunshine Festival". He failed and Mandy slapped him. Jackie, not one to allow someone to welsh on a bet, forced Abner to "suck it", as he called it. Thus starting the whole "MILK" revolution.


You can thank Abner Johnson for this one too. Just a different bet on a different girl.


It's been trained not too. Glue companies spend fortunes to hire glue handlers that train the glue to stick on only certain surfaces.


"Drop my kid, before I turn you into a pair of boots, ****ER!"


Actually, it is done, but Michael Jackson is the only one that still practices this gesture in public.

That's all the questions I have time for today kids, tune it again when I have absolutely nothing going on in my life and I'll try to answer more...

Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Only if you find them in your corn flakes