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Old September 11th, 2005, 12:11 PM
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and spills it all on himself. (by mistake of course)
Mrs. Perkins look sadly at Larry, finally understanding he's not what she needed.
"How can it be you were never fired, young man?" she ask him innocently...
Larry answered: "That's because I'm the owner of this company. Oh, and by the way, YOU'RE FIRED!"
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Larry answered: "That's because I'm the owner of this company. Oh, and by the way, YOU'RE FIRED!"


"You can't fire me, " said Mrs perkins, "I'm your Mother!!"

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"You can't fire me, " said Mrs perkins, "I'm your Mother!!"

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YOU, YOU, YOU are my mother...What are you talking about, you are crazy, crazy i say!! How on earth are you my mother? Admittedly i have never met my mother but according to my Dad she was a "hot busty blonde ", you...you are....
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..you are rather mannish and all old and wrinkly... with those hairy hands and mustache worthy of a frenchman, how can you be my mother?
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..you are rather mannish and all old and wrinkly... with those hairy hands and mustache worthy of a frenchman, how can you be my mother?
Well, she replied...there is something your father did not tell you, he was afraid you would not take it too well. It all began two weeks before you were born....
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It was in London, the sky was grey, it was raining and I was all hopped up on smack. I was with your father who was inebriated as usual and we were searching for that one last hit which would bring the sweet extecsy of a coma.
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Well, she replied...there is something your father did not tell you, he was afraid you would not take it too well. It all began two weeks before you were born....


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It was in London, the sky was grey, it was raining and I was all hopped up on smack. I was with your father who was inebriated as usual and we were searching for that one last hit which would bring the sweet extecsy of a coma.
"I don't believe you", said Larry with tears in his eyes.
"So first help me fix my computer, be good lad and then I will prove that I'm indeed your mother", said the older lady in *very* calm voice.
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Larry obliged the women, still very confused about the situation. Then he remembered that his "mother" mentioned charlie! Could it be? Could the bat wielding freak of nature be his...
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Larry obliged the women, still very confused about the situation. Then he remembered that his "mother" mentioned charlie! Could it be? Could the bat wielding freak of nature be his...
brother? Larry hadn't thought this was possible, but he was beginning to give way to the thought that maybe it was possible. Then he began to wonder, if this was his brother, and the woman was his mother...
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brother? Larry hadn't thought this was possible, but he was beginning to give way to the thought that maybe it was possible. Then he began to wonder, if this was his brother, and the woman was his mother...
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Then the three breasted whore from beatlejuice was his...
great aunt edna. After fixing the computer Larry got up and walked towards the door. Not even uttering a goodbye to the women who claimed to be his mother. He was so confused, he didn't know what to do or where to go. As he was leaving the room Mrs Perkins shouted "Larry.....Son....", Larry stopped walking and sighed.....