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Old September 12th, 2005, 11:22 AM
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making a cheese toastie to use as a mouse mat and the mouse can have a nibble when he gets hungry...

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LARRY!!!, says Hal, My mouse is blinking red very fast and when I move it nothing happens. Larry is it dead? I only forgot to give it water last night... [sobbbing]
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LARRY!!!, says Hal, My mouse is blinking red very fast and when I move it nothing happens. Larry is it dead? I only forgot to give it water last night... [sobbbing]
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"Hal, please remove the red light blob from within the mouse. Give the corpse to the
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instructions." Larry thought he got rid of the man with that, however...

LARRY!! The cat didn't want the mouse!! Does that mean there is somthing wrong with the whole system itself?? Also i went to the petshop and they say they don't have a mouse with a...a...errm what did you call it...oh a PSTwo Connection....

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At this Larry decided the only possible way to elude the torment of dealing with complete idocracy was to repeated bash his head into the nearest wall he could find. While doing so he...

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had an epiphany. He could find a lawyer and sue everyone involved in the past two days for making him go mad. His old boss for firing him, his mother for leaving him as a child, the guy who spilled coffee on him. And the biggest lawsuit of all would be

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buying Microsoft and making himself a nice chunk of change in the long run. The next day he was on his way to "Dewy, Cheatum, and Howe Attorneys at Law" office when all of the sudden

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He realized that he forgot to dress up! Being naked in the street wasn't the best course of action if one were to take over Microsoft. So he...

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So he stole the hat from the police officer who started chasing him, covered his body using the hat and started running back toward his home. while crossing the road, frightened Larry saw to his horror huge truck getting closer and closer...

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So he stole the hat from the police officer who started chasing him, covered his body using the hat and started running back toward his home. while crossing the road, frightened Larry saw to his horror huge truck getting closer and closer...
To the other side of the street crushing an ugly old lady! "Oh well", thought larry as he continued his run back to his house.

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To the other side of the street crushing an ugly old lady! "Oh well", thought larry as he continued his run back to his house.
As Larry was walking down his street he could see police cars in the distance. As he got closer to his house he relalised that they were outside HIS house he started running towards his house. Eventually he reached his house and approcaed one of the offices...Excuse me this is my house...whats going on....

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As Larry was walking down his street he could see police cars in the distance. As he got closer to his house he relalised that they were outside HIS house he started running towards his house. Eventually he reached his house and approcaed one of the offices...Excuse me this is my house...whats going on....
"It's YOUR house??" Asked the officer with a very surprised voice "I thought that a dump like this could only house foreigners! Hey, Jerry! I don't think this is the house! This naked guy says he lives her.e.. Hmm... Naked?"
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Relieved Larry went up the stairs to his door, opened it and rushed in, to get some clothes, when he got to his bedroom...


I only saw this game now its a nice read though:P
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Old September 13th, 2005, 11:17 AM
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