Page 7 - Unlucky Larry, the Tech Support guy

only to find himself standing in the middle of a deserted island naked and with no bath in sight!

, just kidding!

And that was the end of larry, the tech support guy?

No it wasn't
Just when larry thought that he had seen and experienced
all the bad luck in the world, he realized the he
was the only man in the world with...

the complete source code for windows vista! He spent all night devising his plan and it would not fail! Microsoft would pay for sacking him...oooo they would pay. But he couldn't do it alone, no, he needed an right hand man...just then...a knock at the door....

So Larry opened the door on his deseted desert island, and as if by magic...the shopkeeper appeared.
"Hello" said the shopkeeper. "Hello" said Larry.
"Listen" said the shopkeeper, "You haven't seen that plonker Mr Ben around, have you? He owes me money! Been ducking me for years."
"No." said Larry, "What type of shop you do you own anyway?"
"I'm into computers" said the shopkeeper.
"Ah" said Larry smiling...

"Come hither," said the shopkeeper, "I have warm towels on my radiator".
So Larry entered through the doorway and into another world filled with BBC Computers, floppy discs the size of an A4 envelopes and a big flashing sign saying "NOW IN STOCK - THE REMARKABLE ZX SPECTRUM"
"What year we in?" mused Larry.
"What? Oh this is 1981. What did you say your name was son, my memory aint what it used to be!"
Larry tapped his jacket pocket where inside lay the DVD disc with the source code for Windows Vista, he could make a killing here.
"What," said Larry nonchantly, "Call me Bill, Bill Gates, yeah...that's my name Bill Gates and dont you forget it!"

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N.B
if any of the forum users either under 25 or outside of the UK may be wondering what or who the hell is the shopkeeper and why is a magic door suddenly appearing in Larry's outlandish adventures - the can check this link out for a better understanding of what Auntie Beeb (The BBC TV Corporation) used to consider as Childrens entertainment.

http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~steph...hin/mrbenn.html

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Larry pulled the DVD disc from his top pocket. It gleamed like the world's richest diamond. Unbound riches were in the palm of his hand. He could become the most powerful person on the planet, and all he had to do was find a pc with a dvd burner, unzip the code and start counting the money..."1981" the shopkeeper said...dvd burner...pc...1981...dvd...
"AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", cried Larry.
And slammed the dvd on the shops counter.
"AHH", said the shopkeeper, as he sat a cup of steaming coffee on top of it, "I see you found the coasters!"

Larry was infuriated that the source code DVD was destroyed until he realized that even CD-ROM hadn't even been invented yet so there was no hope of finding a DVD-ROM.
Luckily, the DVD wasn't damaged. Now he just had to wait for a few years until DVDs became available on the market. But he needed a job so he applied at Microsoft. He eventually lost the disc in the years between 1981 and the year of the first DVD-ROM drive so then the cycle continued. He ran through the previous cycle of events until he was eventually too old to be hired at Microsoft. Seeing as there was no pension for him he died a poor lonely old man.

Nah! That didn't happen. Instead he found a new time portal and said "If I'm lucky I can use this to go into the future and get new technology and bring it back to this time and make a killing" Unfortunately Larry wasn't lucky. He was unlucky Larry, the tech support guy!

LOL