Unlucky Larry, the Tech Support guy

This is a game similar to the 3 word story and the word game...
In this we are creating a much more structured story in which the main charactor is a protagonist named Larry. He's very unlucky. We have to find ways to make his poor pathetic life miserable while we enjoy the story >=D I'll start it

One day Larry was on his way to the Minisoft technical support office for another fun-filled day of helping clueless end-users when ____

What turmoil does poor unlucky Larry have in store for him in the next episode >=D

when a lady rings technical support saying that her computer has crashed

(not sure how much i should write so i will leave it there until i know otherwise )

(just write enough to structurally lead a coherent thought)
He asked her "What'd you do this time Mrs. Perkins?" To which she replied...

well i pressed the big button on the front and it beeped at me once and then it kept beeping and beeping and beeping, i got scared and...

called my son Chuck who hit it repeatedly with a bat and then it

flashed at me and then windows loaded, but everything is back to front...

" Larry replied "Why are you so dumb?" and his supervisor overheard this and said...

Larry, come into my office. Did you say what i think you said to a customer?...Larry Replied

"You can't fire me, I quit.. wait what?" The next day in the unemployment office...

he noticed that one of the secrateries was working with her screen back to front. He walk over and said, Excuse me...

how exactly is that supposed to work twit? She then stood up and...

turned around. Larry's eyes wideded. This lady was stunning, her

(stunning in what manner? >=D)
face resembled cottage cheese and her left shoulder was 2 inches higher than her right. She drooled while telling Larry