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ShepherdWeb :: Charging Rhino Wizard I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. {Henry David Thoreau} § shepherdweb.com § fariswheel productions § reagan administration |
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D'you think Bill has a big red button, like the Presidents, he could push and bring the computer world, as we know it, crashing to its knees. |
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Oh, I've got one of those! LOL! |
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Excellent, can I have a shot. ![]() |
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He doesn't need one - he has a blue screen of death! ![]() |
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Still on the subject of ol' Bill anyone have an insight to the daily diary of his life. E.g. Monday woke up, felt the need to crush a few grapefruits before attempting to wipe the nearest competitor off the face of the Earth. Tuesday...had dinner with the Bush's, should have seen George's face when we were down in the Den and I asked him what this big red button did, leant over to press it and the man moved like a Gazelle pinning me to the floor...it eventually turned out to be Miss Rice's personal page and George did'nt want to talk to her at the mo. You get the picture, oh just thought of another one, that should interest us Brits... Wednesday...Me and George took the dog for a walk, I need to get a trainer for George's poodle 'Tony' as he keeps pissin in public places. ![]() |
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Thursday...10.59PM just learned that I have overtaken the Sultan of Brunei as the richest man of the World.
Thursday...11.03PM America launches it Shock and Awe Missle strike on Iraq. Thursday...11.04PM Oil prices go through the roof Globally. Thursday....11.05PM Note to self - Send Virus to George in the morning. |
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01:38AM Note to self '....' in 11.05PM entry related to BSOD, server reboot, must ask lads in office to look into this
01:39AM Took call from Office Development Team Lead who thinks he's writing an OS ..... 5 dots, emphasis mine 01:39AM Shot annoying lawyer, got GB JR to get **** Cheny to take blame, damn it's good to be the King. 01:40AM Note to self, Tell Mel Brooks I need him for one more special 'jobs' |
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